Note: I thought the message thread was so good, I just copied it and pasted it here.
A Minor Thing – Owners names

8/1/2017 2:16:11 PM
BRATISLAVA – CHUCK MASSARO – LILGEN
This is another layer of ridiculous imaginary realism (I might seek a trademark on that phrase) I would like to add. You know that mean owner of yours who’s picture comes up on your budget pages? What’s his or her name and profession? If you don’t make one up, I might make one up for you in a future blog story.
Here’s mine:
Bratislava owner – Yurchik Dluhy, CEO, Cestné a Stavebné Mechanizmy Tisovec (a military equipment manufacturer in Detva, Slovakia.) The guy is fictional but Dluhy is actually my wife’s maiden name.

8/1/2017 3:04:46 PM
PARIS – RALPH BOOTH – KADENELLA
Paris owner- Sophia Rousseau, CEO, ELITE Models (Top Model agency in Paris)
Everything is fictional other than the quest to find her 🙂

8/1/2017 3:10:29 PM
PARIS – RALPH BOOTH – KADENELLA

8/1/2017 3:52:16 PM
SAINT-PETERSBURG – BEN STULLER
I believe no one in Slovakia is called Yurchik. More accurate would be Juraj.
Unless that guy’s from Russia or Ukraine?As for the company, mr Dluhy might have to sell his club very soon.
The company generated -4,378 mil. € loss last year!
https://www.finstat.sk/31561888
Not sure how they can afford to pay Toews & the others… 😛
btw: “dluhy” means “debts” in czech, in slovak it is “dlhy” but lot of people still have czech names
“dlhý” means “long” in slovak, in czech “dlouhý” which is more common surname

8/1/2017 3:54:50 PM
GOTHENBURG – AUSTIN DWYER – ADWYER87

8/1/2017 4:07:38 PM
COPENHAGEN – MARTIN SAYLE – CANUCKS25

8/1/2017 4:17:08 PM
MINSK – IGOR KIRUNOV – TSERBERIS

8/1/2017 4:25:55 PM
COPENHAGEN – MARTIN SAYLE – CANUCKS25

8/1/2017 4:36:05 PM
BELFAST – CHRIS PATTON – THE FINNISH FLASH

8/1/2017 7:13:42 PM
LISBON – BRYAN CAMARA – CAMARAS
Lisbon Hockey Club – Team Owner and Head Cheerleader – Sara Sampaio – Portuguese Super Model
When the opportunity presented itself to own a team of cheerleaders Sara took her Victoria Secret Money and said yes to the purchase the and relocation of a hockey club and moved the team from Frankfurt to Lisbon. Although Sara had zero interest in hockey the chance of filling an arena with men to make money was a deal she could not say no to. Sara hired Bryan to run the hockey operation so she can focus on building one of the top cheer leading teams in EURO. This season she is recruiting some of her friends to help with the tasks of being one of the premier cheerleading teams in the league once again.

8/1/2017 7:33:53 PM
ATHENS – JUSTIN HAINES – JRHJUS

8/1/2017 8:43:50 PM
BRATISLAVA – CHUCK MASSARO – LILGEN
What a great message thread! Ben, Dluhy just officially changed his first name to Juraj, thanks to your reearch, but Dluhy stays or my wife will disown me. And his company’s financial problems help explain why our team totally blew the salary cap this year.
Martin, I loved your Wikipedia comment. If that happens, I hope Rose the league secretary/accountant gets a Wikipedia page too.

8/1/2017 11:34:30 PM
LONDON – MIKE SUK – SLUGGO

8/2/2017 12:42:40 AM
BERN – PAJA JANSSON
Bern Interrail is obviously owned by the Swiss Federal Railways, or SBB as we call them (Schweizerische Bundesbahnen).
For a more background info: The famous “Swiss Federal Railways clock”, was designed by Hans Hilfiker in 1944 and has become a national icon for us. It is special in that it stops for just over a second at the end of each minute, to wait for a signal from the master clock which sets it going again — thus keeping all station clocks synchronized.
In 2012, It was reported that the design of this clock had been copied without prior permission by Apple Inc. and used in their clock application on Apple devices. The issue was settled with Apple paying the Swiss Federal Railway service about $22.4M for its design. The money was then used to buy a hockey team in new league, EURO. Which was set to start in 2013.
Owned by a company, but if we were to blame anyone for a tight salary budget, not riding 1st class on our away games or something. It’s the CEO Andreas Meyer.

8/2/2017 5:45:33 AM
SAINT-PETERSBURG – BEN STULLER
He’s obsessed about returning to the playoffs and refuses any talks about a proper rebuild.
He’s even threatened to send my family to Sibir if we ever start tanking for better trade picks.
His dream is to build all Russian players team and to win the Euro cup with it.
But after missing last season’s playoffs by just 2 points, he refused to overpay any of the veterans (including Kovalchuk) and we had to let them go.The company is building ships & submarines, but is facing problems related to the industrial chain.
Maybe that’s why we’ve only got 4.25mil hockey budget this year.

8/2/2017 8:03:07 AM
BERLIN – GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD – WINFLING
Neil Patrick Harris loves everything that is connected to Smurfs.
He owns one of the largest collection of Smurf stuff starting with Smurf dishes, Smurf washing powder, Smurf corkscrew, Smurf underpants and Smurf windscreen wipers. After playing in all important Smurf movies of the last years without taking any salary he decided to buy the last important Smurf thing he is still missing – a Smurf hockey team. So he came to Germany, paid the insanely high taxes and painted the whole hockey hall in a deep strong blue.
He has no idea about the hockey rules (I mean, he is from Albuquerque, New Mexico), but he loves the performance of the Smurf mascots between intermissions. There a rumors that he loves the Smurfs especially for their unusual man to woman ratio (100 to 1), but at least he doesn’t interfere in the important GM stuff.
So, as an owner, he has an laid-back and generous attitude.




